dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

Ha. Yeah, that pretty much sums it up, doesn’t it?

girljanitor:

Shakespearean Insult Cats via Buzzfeed

Well, that’s just a match made in heaven.

textastrophe:

The Orginal Ad:

My conversation with the ad poster:

Hee! Wow, that taxidermist is really a good sport.

kwmurphy:

Should I start searching?

Ha! Been there.

True facts about sloths [x]

I showed this video to my students, actually—they seemed to enjoy it. (It wasn’t relevant or anything—I think it was the Friday before spring break and I wanted to send them off with a video about small furry animals chilling.)

Describe your perfect date.

Actually, it was pretty much perfect weather-wise here today, so this is appropriate in more ways than one.

fugivity:

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Ha. Amazeballs.

dont-do-womens-just-raf-simons:

alcoholicgifts:

dawningofnovelty:

balkanwarcriminal:

nncharlesz:

homovikings:

stephherself:

OMG, I’m watching E News and they randomly show a teaser for Thor 2 and this bastard shows up. I’m fangirling so damn hard!!!

I CAN’T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY AT ALL I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I’M GONNA VOMIT ALL I FUCKING SEE IS TOMMY WISEAU FROM THE ROOM

You’re not the only one.

I guess you could say Loki’s fed ahp with this wurld.

Thor you think of everything!

ha ha ha, what a story, allfather

I DID NAHT HIT HER! I DID NAAAAHHHT HIT HER! I DID NAHT—OH HI, THOR!

Holy crap! I didn’t see it until the internet pointed it out to me—but now I can’t unsee it!

The Asgardians betrayed him, they didn’t keep their promise, they tricked him, and he doesn’t care anymore.

Heh. Rock on, T-Pain (& T-Pain’s assistant).

fuckyeahragetoons:

cats

Frosty does this all the time. It’s like she can’t stand to see anything on a surface without knocking it off.

WOW. Can’t even count the levels of awesome. And as a side note, I’m glad the world remembers The Wild Thornberrys. I’d actually kind of forgotten about it until I found posts about it on Tumblr, but I used to really enjoy that show when I was a kid.

nonstahpfun:

Like A Sir!
http://nonstahpfun.tumblr.com/

Ha! I suppose I should be grateful that Frosty waits until everyone’s awake to do this.

adi-the-kouhai:

positively-batty:

witch-breed:

hinoneko:

i love AUs

high school AUs

fantasy AUs

set-in-another-series’-setting AUs

1950s americana AUs

punk rock AUs

bicycle repair shop AUs

competitive hot dog eating championship AUs

AUs are great

you could even say AUs are…

gold

FUCK

HAHAHA. Two of my favorite things in the world: AUs and puns.

kabutocub:

Auto-Correct Catastrophes

Literally laughed so hard I cried. I’m looking forward to going back to Indiana to show my mom these—we always like bonding over hilarious autocorrects.

ydrill:

Cats and blinds don’t fit

Ha ha. I seriously think that one day my parents will find Frosty like this. She loves looking out the window, and she’s not a fan of blinds.